OMG, they found Tad.

Cialis.

What a dumbshit.  There is no way it could have been worth it.  And she…  Who can you blame?

http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-tipped-off-authorities-missing-tenn-student-elizabeth/story?id=46933348

UPDATE:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1519 ; seems like sort of a witch hunt.  Elizabeth Thomas just turned 16.